February 2011
“That was another one of those WTF moments that when he has so often repeated,...”
– Future Republican presidential nominee SARAH PALIN, reacting to the President Obama’s call for America’s new “Sputnik moment” during his State of the Union speech.
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January 2011
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“High school is a joke. Sure the education is a...
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“…But when you’re a girl, you have to be, like, everything. You have to be - you...”
–  Nicki Minaj
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“Lady Gaga is developing her own fragrance that she wants to smell like semen and...”
– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update 
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“You need sucky things in life to make you stronger.”
– Vinny, Jersey Shore
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